Dilbert - 1995-03-05 - 
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       Dilbert sits on the couch reading a magazine with his feet on the
       coffee table.  Dogbert and Ratbert stand on the table.  Dogbert says,
       "We're going downtown to play 'security guards in space.'"  Dilbert
       says, "I don't want to know."   Dogbert and Ratbert walk down the
       sidewalk pulling a lunch box shaped like a space rocket.  Ratbert
       says, "Let's try that building."   The security guard says to Dogbert,
       "I'll need to see your I.D. badge, sir."   Dogbert shows him something
       and says, "Look fast!!  There it is!!  Not a pack of matches!!"  The
       security guard says, "Okay."   The guard says, "I'll have to search
       your lunch box."   The guard looks inside the rocket and says, "It's
       just a bunch of wires and gizmos."  Dogbert says, "You're making me SO
       hungry."   Dogbert asks, "Could you watch my lunch while I take the
       cart back to my car?"   The guard sits on the rocket.  Dogbert tells
       Ratbert, "I feel bad, but it's the only way to test if space travel is
       safe for us animals."  Ratbert says, "I feel safer already "
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