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       The Boss hands Dilbert a sheet of paper and says, "From now on,
       salaries will be based on your predicted success, not your past
       performance."   While Dilbert reads the report, the Boss says, "We ran
       a computer model against your education and DNA information.  We
       predict you'll die in a stapler mishap within a week."   Dilbert asks,
       "What if I disagree with this prediction?"  The Boss points at Dilbert
       and says, "Write up your opinion and staple it to the analysis."
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