Dilbert - 1995-02-19 -
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The panel is titled, "Boss Types." Dogbert holds a pointer and says,
"Find your boss on this handy reference." The caption says, "Hostage
taker: Traps you in your cubicle and talks your ears off." A man
stands in the doorway saying, "Blah blah." A man at a desk says,
"Ow!!" as his ears fall off. The caption says, "Fraud: Uses vigorous
head nodding to simulate comprehension." Dilbert says, "Then we'll
subnet our IP addresses." The man next to him nods his head and says,
"Oh yeah. Oh yeah." The caption says, "Motivational Liar: Has no
clue what you do but says you're the best." A man says, "Nobody can
do what you do!!" The woman thinks, "Except a mushroom." The
caption says, "Over Promoted: Tries to mask incompetence with poor
communication." Three people sit at a conference table. A man says,
"Let's qualitize our paradigm so we don't over inundate with datums."
The caption says, "Weasel: Takes credit for your hard work." A man
holding a bag of money tells a woman, "This bonus is for brilliantly
forcing your staff to work 80 hour weeks." The woman replies, "It
wasn't easy!" The caption says, "Moses: Perpetually waits for clear
signals from above." The Boss, Wally and Dilbert sit at a conference
table. The Boss says, "Don't do anything important yet." Wally
replies, "Never have." The caption says, "Perfect Boss: Dies of
natural causes on a Thursday afternoon." Alice looks at a dead body
and asks, "Should we do something?" Wally yells, "Three day weekend!"
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