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       The Boss hands Dilbert a document and says, "I'm asking everybody to
       quantify their contributions to revenue.  Your pay will depend on it."
         The Boss continues, "I realize this is hard to quantify because
       you're designing future products but . . . "  Dilbert writes a figure
       on the paper and says, "Here you go."   The Boss reads what Dilbert
       wrote and says, "A billion dollars?  It's as if you cynically believe
       we can't track these numbers."  Dilbert replies, "That crossed my
       mind."
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