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       The Boss, Wally, Dilbert and Alice sit around a conference table.  The
       Boss says, "I'd like each of you to give me a current resume."  
       Waving his hands, the Boss continues, "Now, don't be alarmed.  It's
       just so the new VP can get to know you.  It's not an obvious prelude
       to massive staff cuts."   Wally, Dilbert and Alice immediately hand
       resumes to the Boss who asks, "Should I be worried that you all have a
       current resume on you?"  Wally answers, "Don't worry.  It's not an
       obvious prelude to massive disloyalty!"
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