Dilbert - 1995-01-29 - 
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       Dilbert sits at his desk.  Dogbert says, "I'll be down at the lake,
       pushing people in."   Dilbert says, "You need a new hobby, Dogbert." 
       Dogbert replies, "It's a SPORT!"   Dilbert stands on the lakeshore
       behind a man holding a fishing pole.  Dogbert asks, "Having any luck
       today?"   The man replies, "Yeah, I got me a pretty one.  You should
       have seen it flopping around.  Beautiful!"   Dogbert says,
       "Beautiful??  Are you saying there's beauty in causing a lower form of
       life to suffer?"   The man holds a fish and says, "Only if it's a big
       one."   Dogbert asks, "How much do you weigh?"  The man replies, "Oh,
       about 210 pounds, I reckon."   Dogbert has pushed the man into the
       water.  Dogbert asks, "Would you mind flopping around some more?"  A
       fish swims near the fisherman and says, "It's beautiful."
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