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 (IMG) 1995-01-14
       Dogbert sits at his desk and a businessman sits across from him. 
       Reading from a document, Dogbert says, "I'll invest up to five million
       dollars if you'll agree to some standard conditions."   Dogbert
       continues, "I will be chairman of the board and own 99% of the
       company.  You will work for free and wash my car twice a week."   The
       businessman asks, "Can I mow your lawn instead of washing your car?" 
       Dogbert answers, "You're a tough bargainer, but I prefer multimedia
       developers for my gardening needs."
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