Dilbert - 1995-01-08 - 
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 (IMG) 1995-01-08
       Dilbert sits at his desk.  The Boss peers around the corner and says,
       "Congratulations!"   The Boss continues, "You've been named 'floor
       warden.'"   The Boss explains, "In the event of a fire we'll rely on
       your leadership to get us out safely."   Dilbert says, "Let me see if
       I understand this . . ."   Dilbert continues, "YOU're the leader when
       it involves uninformed decisions in return for huge stock options."  
       Dilbert continues, "But I'M the leader when it comes to rishing death
       in a highrise inferno while you scramble over the ashen backs of
       fallen co-workers."   Dilbert asks, "What makes you think your life is
       worth more than mine?"   The Boss replies, "I've got stock options and
       you're a floor warden."  Dilbert says, "Don't expect any CPR."
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