Dilbert - 1995-01-01 - 
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 (IMG) 1995-01-01
       Dilbert stands next to Wally's desk and says, "Wally, you never really
       answered the question I left on your voicemail."   Dilbert asks, "Is
       this a case of simple incompetence or a preview of something far more
       sinster?"   Wally replies, "It's the sinister one."   Wally explains,
       "I've adopted a defensive strategy.  I'm withholding information to
       make myself appear more valuable."   Wally continues, "Now I only
       return phone calls late at night and leave incomplete answers."  
       Wally continues, "In person, I act overworked and irrational so people
       stop asking questions."   Wally continues, "If cornered, I sigh deeply
       and recount old war stories that don't relate to the question."  
       Wally concludes, "No co-worker can thwart me!"  Dilbert asks, "What if
       they team up?"  Behind Wally's back, Alice reaches over the wall and
       grabs Wally's CPU.  She thinks, "Got it!"
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