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       Ratbert arrives at home carrying a briefcase and says to Dogbert, "I
       didn't get the job in marketing.  They say I have no experience."  
       Dogbert responds, "Try inviting yourself to meetings.  Nobody ever
       says no, and they're too timid to kick you out once you sit down."  
       Wally, Dilbert and Alice sit at a conference table.  Ratbert stands on
       the table next to a box of donuts and says, "Does anybody want to
       split a donut?  I'll just take half and leave the rest."
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