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       Dogbert and the Boss sit at a conference table.  Dogbert says, "You
       can gauge your success by the number of repeat customers you have."  
       The Boss says, "I'm proud to say that virtually every customer gets
       another unit within three months of buying the first one!"   Dogbert
       asks, "What if you don't count warranty replacements?"  The Boss
       replies, "Ooh . . . Then we don't look so good."
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