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       The Boss, Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit at a conference table.  The
       Boss says, "Let's go around the table and share our accomplishments." 
        Dilbert says, "I created a document this week."   Dilbert continues,
       "But THIS is no ordinary document!"   Dilbert explains, "I bought a
       $500 desktop publishing program and took a two-day class to learn it."
         Dilbert continues, "I incorporated digitized photos and color
       highlights in a multi-column page layout!"   Dilbert continues,
       "Clip-art icons are sprinkled liberally around the page to form a
       visual mosaic!"   Dilbert continues, "Next week - God willing - I'll
       add a topic and some content."   The Boss says, "Do you remember when
       I said you should enjoy your work?  I didn't mean it."  Dilbert says,
       "Ooh."
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