Dilbert - 1994-11-13 - 
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       The Boss stands in front of Alice, Dilbert and Al.  He says, "I need
       to promote one of you to the district manager position."   Dilbert, Al
       and Alice look at the Boss.   The Boss says, "Dilbert, your technical
       knowledge is too valuable to lose."   The Boss continues, "Ditto for
       Alice.  Neither of you can be promoted."   Dilbert and Alice look
       angry.   The Boss says, "The only logical choice is to promote Al
       because he has no valuable knowledge."   Dilbert replies, "Al??!  A
       director??!  He doesn't know what day of the week it is!!   The Boss
       tells Al, "They're just grumpy because it's Monday."  Dilbert says,
       "It's Thursday."
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