Dilbert - 1994-10-09 -
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"I brought Dilbert, in case you have any technical questions about our
product." "Heh-heh...engineers don't know how to lie. The truth will
be mine." "Uh-oh." "Ted said your product is bug-free. Is that true
Dilbert?" "Well, yes, that's true." "I mean, basically true.
Technicaly true. Sort of." "No-o-o!! It's a lie! All the bugs were
reclassified as security features just to make the ship date!!" "And
we both think you could be attractive if you'd just do SOMETHING with
your hair." "Why did I bring you along?" "The evidence suggests that
you're stupid."
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