Dilbert - 1994-05-08 - 
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       Bob the dinosaur; gives wedgies to corporate people who deserve it.  
       Budget analyst   I don't understand any of our projects,  I cut the
       ones with "E" In their names.  BOB: What was that letter?  analysts:
       EEEE!  Engineers  Wally: we doubled our costs, to add back up systems.
        Dilbert: You ant be too careful.  Bob: two at once. In case one
       enjoys it. Wally: MMMM  Marketing genius  Market segmentation is the
       key.  Dont improve the product just find dumber customers!  Senior
       management  BOB: These guys know how to delegate!  You're the new VP
       of wedgies.
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