Dilbert - 1994-04-10 - 
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       "What's your position on gun ownership, Dogbert?"  "I believe
       everybody should have the right to own guns."  "What about automatic
       weapons?"  "I'm all for them."  "Citizens should have bazookas and
       rocket launchers, too."  "I believe that all citizens should have the
       weapons of their choice."  "However, I also believe that only I should
       have ammunition."  "Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of you
       Goobers with anything more dangerous than string."  "What about
       Charleton Heston?"  "I'd keep the string away from him."
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