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       one sub group.  Deadbeats: we don't want to be a subgroup.  -Give them
       a project that duplicates work being done by more competent people
       elsewhere in the company.-  Soon, the manager of the competent people
       will find out you're duplicating his work.   Man: You're on my turf 
       Dogbert: Boo hoo  - He'll make a play to get your project under his
       control.-  Man: They should be transferred to my control.  - Before
       you transfer the deadbeats. Give them high performance reviews to
       conceal your treachery  Deadbeat: Godlike ? wow!  Dogbert: I'll miss
       you.  - In time, the manager who took your losers will fail, this
       decreasing competition for promotions.  AAIIII!!  Dogbert:  Next week
       I'll discuss teamwork - the managers obstacle to success.
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