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       How Great Products are designed The Boss: Go talk to marketing.
       Dilbert: Groan  Dilbert: Dave, tell me what marketing wants the new
       product to do.  Dave: It has to have a 45 inch screen and still fit in
       a purse or a wallet.  Dave: It needs to act as a communications
       satellite as well as a room fresher.  Dilbert: uh...  Dave: it must
       cure deadly diseases and whoyten your teeth while you sleep!  HAHA!
       and it has to be capable of time travel!! and have a telepathic user
       interface!  Slap!  Dilbert:  I could write a program that makes fish
       appear on the computer screen,  DAVE: yeah a lot of people want that.
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