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 (IMG) 1993-12-30
       Dogbert stands on a desk chair.  Dogbert tells Dilbert, "I can't
       decide if it would be better to conquer the world by building an army
       or starting a religion."   Dilbert asks, "Which one would have the
       least loss of life?"  Dogbert replies, "That's what I'm trying to
       calculate on this spreadsheet."   Dilbert asks, "Why are you counting
       law students as two-tenths of a person?"  Dogbert replies, "It doesn't
       drop to zero until they pass the bar."
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