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       Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant.  The woman says,
       "You remind me of my old boyfriend Jack."   The woman continues,
       "You're not as funny or as handsome . . ."   The woman continues, "But
       you ARE male, and that's just like Jack."   Dilbert thinks, "I can
       wait this out.  She'll stop talking about him eventually."   The woman
       closes her eyes and says, "Ooooh . . . Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack,
       Jack . . ."   The woman opens her eyes and says, "Oops . . . I slipped
       into an 'old boyfriend coma' for a minute there."   Dilbert looks at a
       menu and thinks, "That wasn't too bad."  The waiter asks, "Are you
       ready to order?"   Dilbert thinks, "It should be clear sailing from
       here on, with any luck at all."  The woman looks up from her menu and
       asks the waiter, "Jack?"
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