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       Dilbert sits at a conference table with Stan and a customer.  Stan
       says, "And our product has a thirty terabit RAM cache, just like your
       company needs.  Tell him, Dilbert."  Dilbert says, "It has no RAM."  
       Stan continues, "And it's capable of detecting tachion field
       emissions."  Dilbert says, "You're confusing use with 'Star Trek'
       again, Stan."   Stan continues, "We'll build that stuff into the next
       free upgrade."  The customer replies, "We'll take it!"  Dilbert
       thinks, "Beam me up, Spock.  There's no life on this planet."
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