Dilbert - 1993-12-12 -
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(IMG) 1993-12-12
Dogbert holds a pointer and says, "Today you will learn how to deal
with people who have personality defects." The caption says, "Case
1: Todd laughs nervously at every one of his own comments." Todd
says, "Don't hold it against me! Hee hee!" The caption says,
"Remedy: Todd must be relocated to a distant planet." A space shuttle
leaves a planet. On the planet's surface, Todd says, "It sure is
lonely! Hee hee! The caption says, "Case 2: Allen stares at you like
a zombie for long periods before responding to questions." The
caption says, "Remedy: Allen must be paired with Virginia (Case 3) who
fills all quiet spots with inane chatter." Dogbert pushes Virgina
toward Allen. The caption says, "Case 4: Matt speaks slowly about
amazingly boring topics." Matt says, "I . . . ate . . . a . . .
pickle . . ." The caption says, "Remedy: Matt's head can be
outfitted with a reading stand." A man reads a book that rests on
Matt's head. Matt says, "I . . . like . . . pickles . . ." The
caption says, "Case 5: An engineer. Remedy: Very quietly seal him in
his own cubicle." Dogbert builds a brick wall in the door of
Dilbert's cubicle.
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