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       Dogbert holds a pointer and says, "Today you will learn how to deal
       with people who have personality defects."   The caption says, "Case
       1: Todd laughs nervously at every one of his own comments."  Todd
       says, "Don't hold it against me! Hee hee!"   The caption says,
       "Remedy: Todd must be relocated to a distant planet."  A space shuttle
       leaves a planet.  On the planet's surface, Todd says, "It sure is
       lonely! Hee hee!   The caption says, "Case 2: Allen stares at you like
       a zombie for long periods before responding to questions."   The
       caption says, "Remedy: Allen must be paired with Virginia (Case 3) who
       fills all quiet spots with inane chatter."  Dogbert pushes Virgina
       toward Allen.   The caption says, "Case 4: Matt speaks slowly about
       amazingly boring topics."  Matt says, "I . . . ate . . . a . . .
       pickle . . ."   The caption says, "Remedy: Matt's head can be
       outfitted with a reading stand."  A man reads a book that rests on
       Matt's head.  Matt says, "I . . . like . . . pickles . . ."   The
       caption says, "Case 5: An engineer.  Remedy: Very quietly seal him in
       his own cubicle."  Dogbert builds a brick wall in the door of
       Dilbert's cubicle.
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