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       Wally and Dilbert stand at the Boss's desk.  The Boss says, "Dilbert,
       I want you to manage Wally's project while he's on vacation in Aruba."
         The Boss thinks, "Let the shirk-fest games begin."   Dilbert asks,
       "Isn't that the week when everything is due?"  Wally says,
       "Coincidence."   Dilbert says to Wally, "Maybe you could change your
       plans."  Wally holds up his airline tickets and says, "Non-refundable
       tickets right here!"   Dilbert says, "The project can't be important
       if you won't change your plans."  Wally thinks, "He's GOOD."   Dilbert
       tells the Boss, "I'll be happy to add Wally's project to the bottom of
       my pile and let it fail with Wally's name on it."   Dilbert tells
       Wally, "When you're in Aruba, study the waiters carefully - it's
       probably your new career."   The Boss thinks, "Two free tickets to
       Aruba - I win."
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