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       Dilbert and Dogbert stand under a basketball hoop.  Dilbert says, "You
       might as well admit I'm a better basketball player, Dogbert."  Dogbert
       replies, "Never!"   Dogbert jumps into the air holding the ball.  
       Dogbert flies over Dilbert's head.  Dilbert shouts, "No fair!  You're
       hovering!"   Dogbert replies, "It's just the illusion of 'hang time.' 
       I learned it from Michael Jordan."   Dogbert floats toward the rim and
       says, "It's a combination of great leaping skill plus the way I move
       my legs."   Dogbert dunks the ball.   Dilbert points to Dogbert, who
       hovers in midair.  Dilbert says, "There!  Right there!  That's
       definitely hovering!!!"   Dilbert and Dogbert sit on the couch wearing
       goggles and gloves.  Dilbert says, "I think you tampered with the
       virtual reality program!"  Dogbert says, "Play the game."
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