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 (IMG) 1993-11-14
       Dilbert sits across from the Boss's desk.  The Boss asks, "So, what
       have you accomplished this year?"  Dilbert thinks, "I hate performance
       reviews."   Dilbert replies, "Well, I used my empowerment to create a
       new paradigm."   Dilbert continues, "And I teamed across functional
       boundaries to improve quality."   Dilbert continues, "I dare say I was
       customer-focused and market-driven!"   Dilbert holds his arms out and
       says, "I proactively found excellence in the midst of chaos!"  
       Dilbert continues, "I re-engineered my core processes and embraced
       change!"   Dilbert stands up and bows.  He says, "I give you - Dilbert
       replies, "To be honest, I don't know either."
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