Dilbert - 1993-11-07 - 
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       Dilbert sits in his chair reading the paper and Dogbert sits on the
       hassock.  Dilbert says, "It says the president can now receive
       electronic mail."  Dogbert asks, "Really?"   Dogbert stands on the
       desk chair and types, "Dear Mr. President, I would like to make a few
       suggestions on how to run the country."   Dogbert types, "As you know,
       the citizens are mostly imbeciles."   Dogbert types, "You should give
       an executive order for all people to march into the sea."   Dogbert
       types, "Then, the few of us who are smart enough to ignore you can
       divide up their stuff."   Dogbert types, "This may seem slightly
       immoral, but it's better than having a bunch of unwanted people
       clogging up the country."   Dogbert pauses.   Dogbert types, "And we
       won't have to hear your brother sing anymore.  Sincerely, Ross Perot."
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