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       Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table in a restaurant.  Dilbert tells the
       waitress, ". . . And no onions."  The waitress replies, "Very good,
       sir."   Dilbert hands her the menu and says, "You didn't write it
       down.  You aren't even intending to get it right."   The server
       replies, "This way there's no incriminating paper trail . . . Just
       your word against mine."   The waitress glares at Dilbert and says,
       "When you complain about getting the wrong meal I'll look at you like
       this."   The waitress continues, "Then I'll roll my eyes, causing you
       to wonder whether you misspoke when you ordered."   The waitress
       continues, "I'll offer to replace the meal but you know that will take
       forever and also come out wrong."   The waitress laughs hysterically. 
        The waitress asks Dogbert, "And for you?"  Dogbert says, "Number
       five, hold the demonic hatred."
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