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       A security guard says, "Have a nice night, Dilbert."   The guard
       continues, "You can rest easy knowing I'll be guarding the building
       all night."   The security guard continues, "To a criminal, this place
       must look like a big ol' shopping mall."   The guard continues, "The
       cubicles are like little stores, each with it's own selection of
       quality merchandise."   The guard continues, "If you knew where to
       look, you could get picture frames, postage stamps, clocks, and even
       footwear."   Dilbert replies, "Oddly enough, you and the janitor are
       the only ones here at night, and yet my snack drawer keeps getting
       emptied."   The security guard looks guilty and says, "It's totally
       inexplicable.  Well, good night."   The janitor asks the guard, "Shall
       we head over to 'Chez Dilbert'?"  The security guard replies, "Later .