Dilbert - 1993-10-10 - 
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       Dilbert and Dogbert stand in a parking lot.  A man approaches their
       car and says, "Hey!  Dilbert!  Is that your nerdmobile?"  The man
       laughs.   Dilbert thinks, "It's my old high school nemesis, Chuck." 
       Chuck says, "Maybe you'd like to race me in my Corvette."  He laughs. 
        Dilbert points to his car and says, "Actually, Chuck, if you had
       taken a science class you'd know this a 'Seebeck effect' power plant
       capable of 600 miles per hour."   Dilbert continues, "Any idiot knows
       you can get massive power simply by using the sun to heat the junction
       of two dissimilar wires joined at both ends."   Dilbert continues,
       "Apparently I'm faster AND smarter than you.  And these tax forms show
       that I also earn more than you."  Dogbert holds up the forms.   Chuck
       says, "Here's a picture of my new girlfriend.  She teaches aerobics." 
        Dilbert says, "He's winning.  Help me out here, Dogbert."  Dogbert
       waves his paw and says, "Step aside."   Dogbert tells Chuck, "I notice
       that your girlfriend has unusually large hands and a very pronounced
       Adam's apple."  Chuck asks, "So?"
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