Dilbert - 1993-09-26 - 
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       Dilbert and Dogbert walk through the park.  Dogbert says, "I was
       thinking about how much I enjoy our conversations."   Dogbert
       continues, "They're consistently witty and intellectually
       stimulating."   Dogbert continues, "Then I realized that all of the
       witty and intellectually stimulating stuff comes from me."   Dogbert
       continues, "Naturally I started wondering what was the point of even
       having you along."   Dogbert continues, "Then I thought about
       lightning and how it always hits the tallest object."   Dogbert
       continues, "So there IS a slight statistical advantage to having you
       nearby."   A bolt of lightning strikes Dilbert and knocks him off his
       feet.   Dilbert lies on the ground and says, "You aren't going to be
       witty now, are you?"  Dogbert replies, "How can you say that?  I'm
       shocked!"
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