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       Dilbert and Wally watch the Boss tell Ed, "Nervous Ed, I'm assigning
       you to a special project."   Nervous Ed pulls his tie and replies,
       "Special assignment?  That means you don't have any real work for me."
         Nervous Ed continues, "Everybody knows that a special assignment is
       a kiss of death."   The Boss continues, "You'll be sharing a cubicle
       with six other employees who are also on special assignment."  
       Nervous Ed looks scared and thinks, "Don't panic yet . . . Maybe it's
       something important . . . Maybe it's something that could make an
       impact."   The Boss says, "Your assignment is to improve employee
       empowerment."  Nervous Ed looks shocked.   Nervous Ed convulses and
       faints.   Wally tells the Boss, "Thanks for letting us watch."  The
       Boss asks, "Did you like the part about six in the cubicle?"
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