Dilbert - 1993-08-29 - 
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       The Boss tells Dilbert, Wally and Alice, "What we need is more
       communication between management and . . . Whatever you are."   The
       Boss continues, "So, once a month I'll have 'open door day.'"   The
       Boss explains, "You can drop by and whine about anything you want."  
       The Boss continues, "I'll listen with a concerned expression like
       this."   The Boss continues, "Then I'll explain why everything is fine
       just the way it is."   The Boss continues, "Then, morale will improve,
       profits will skyrocket and my stock options will make me RICH!!  
       Dilbert says, "May I make some observations about your plan?"  
       Dilbert says, "Uh . . . Forget it."  The Boss asks, "Do you notice how
       concerned I look?"
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