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       An Elbonian says to Dilbert, "Thank you for teaching us 'quality'
       techniques."   The Elbonian continues, "Manufacturing defects are down
       fifty percent since we all joined 'quality teams.'"  The other
       Elbonian says, "Yes!"   The Elbonian asks, "How's our productivity,
       Yorgi?"  Yorgi replies, "Down fifty percent."  Dilbert thinks as he
       walks away, "They're on to me."
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