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       Dilbert and Dogbert walk in the park.  Dilbert says, "The great thing
       about being human is that I'm superior to all other animals."  
       Dogbert asks, "On what do you base that absurd conclusion?"   Dilbert
       replies, "Humans have the ability to kill any other animal. 
       Therefore, we are superior."   Dogbert says, "You could be slaughtered
       by chipmunks if they ever decide to gang up."   Dilbert responds, "But
       they wouldn't decide to do that.  That's why humans are superior."  
       Dilbert continues, "Chipmunks waste their days by eating nuts and
       playing instead of plotting ways to kill other species."   They sit
       down under a tree.  Dogbert says, "It's futile to argue with you." 
       Dilbert replies, "Thank you."   A chipmunk in the tree says, "I say we
       kill him.  Is anybody with me?"
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