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       The Boss stands behind Ted's desk and says, "Ted, you're part of the
       company 'right sizing' program, effective today."   Ted replies,
       "Thank you!  It's nice to get positive feedback from the boss!"   The
       Boss says, "It's not feedback.  I'm saying your position has been
       'management adjusted.'"   Ted replies, "Sounds great!  Is there a
       raise involved?"   The Boss says angrily, "Listen to me!!  You're part
       of 'manager attrition' starting right now!"   Ted says, "Wow!  Is that
       the fast-track program for managers?"   Wally tells Dilbert, "I heard
       that Ted got picked for the 'manager attrition' program."  Dilbert
       asks angrily, "Why not us?"   Dilbert and Wally stand across from the
       Boss's desk.  Dilbert says, "So unless you put us on the 'manager
       attrition' program too, we quit!"  The Boss thinks, "There's never a
       flamethrower handy when you need it."
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