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       Dilbert sees a co-worker whose hair stands straight up.  Dilbert asks,
       "What's wrong with you?"  The man replies, "I have A.W.S."   Dilbert
       asks, "You have 'Attractive Woman Syndrome' HERE??"  The man replies,
       "She was just hired."   The man shouts, "Run!"  The Boss approaches
       and says, "Dilbert, I'd like you to meet Liz."   Dilbert thinks,
       "Uh-oh . . . My metabolism is increasing.  My brain is suppressing
       what little social skills I have."  The woman says, "Hi."   Dilbert
       extends his hand and says, "It's a pleasure to meet me.  I hope you
       never find a live turtle in your soup."  Sweat flies off Dilbert's
       forehead.   Dilbert covers his face with a piece of paper and thinks,
       "Aaagh!  What was that supposed to mean??"  Liz looks scared.   The
       paper sticks to Dilbert's face and he thinks, "Oh great . . . The
       correction fluid wasn't dry.  It's stuck to my eyebrows."   Dilbert
       arrives at home with the document still stuck to his face.  He asks
       Dogbert, "What can I do to stop frightening attractive women?" 
       Dogbert replies, "That mask is a step in the right direction."
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