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       The Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally and an executive sit at a conference
       table.  The Boss says, "You all know our president, Mister Goodenrich.
        He's here to answer any questions you have."   Alice asks, "Why
       aren't there any women or minorities in senior management positions?" 
        Mr. Goodenrich replies, "We think women are for making babies.  As
       for minorities, we fear them."   Wally asks, "How can you justify your
       ten million dollar salary when profits are down?"   The president
       laughs and replies, "The board of directors are friends of mine and
       it's not their money they're spending."   Dilbert asks, "Why does the
       company keep talking about employee training while at the same time
       slashing the training budget?"   The president replies, "We think
       you're too dumb to train.  We'll hire people from the outside if we
       need talent."   Wally says, "I must say, your honesty is kind of
       refreshing."  The president replies, "And you're all fired for asking
       questions."
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