Dilbert - 1993-07-18 - 
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       The Boss and Dilbert stand in front of a room of people.  The Boss
       says, "The award for best attendance goes to Dilbert."   Dilbert says,
       "I'd like to thank the people who made this possible."   Dilbert
       continues, "First, I'd like to thank the women in the company who have
       rejected me over the years . . ."   Dilbert continues, "Because of
       them I have no germ-riddled children to infect me."   Dilbert
       continues, "And thanks to my co-workers for never telling me about
       important meetings, thus keeping my germ exposure to a minimum."  
       Dilbert continues, "And thanks to my boss for never assigning a
       project important enough to induce stress and weaken my immune
       system."   Dilbert continues, "But what makes this award special is
       that each of you had to get sick in order for me to win."   Dilbert
       arrives at home and says, "When you have your health, you have
       everything, Dogbert."  Dogbert replies, "No, you also have to gloat."
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