Dilbert - 1993-06-13 - 
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 (IMG) 1993-06-13
       Dilbert stands in a shoe store.  A salesperson asks, "Can I help you?"
         Dilbert tells the salesman, "I oppose the slaughter of helpless
       animals.  Do you have any shoes that aren't made of leather?"   The
       man replies, "Yeah, but they would make you look like a twit."  
       Dilbert says, "Well, forget that.  Do you have any shoes made in this
       country?"   The salesman replies, "Yeah, but they cost more."  
       Dilbert says, "Okay, forget that.  Just show me some shoes that
       weren't made with slave labor."   The man says, "We charge a premium
       for no-slave shoes."  Dilbert replies, "Well, forget that."   Dilbert
       arrives at home with a shoebox.  Dogbert asks, "How much did you sell
       your soul for?"  Dilbert answers, "Forty bucks and a little shine
       cloth."
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