Dilbert - 1993-06-06 -
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The Boss tells Dilbert, "It's time for your annual performance
review." The Boss continues, "The process is the same as usual."
The Boss continues, "Make your accomplishments fit the trendy
categories on this form." Dilbert reads, "'1. Estimate the cash
value of the empowerment you displayed this year. Cite examples.'"
The Boss says, "Try to make your accomplishments match the raise I've
already decided for you." Dilbert asks, "Why don't you just tell me
what you've decided?" The Boss responds, "What - and ruin the
motivational value of the process??" The Boss thinks as he walks
away, "How did I get stuck with all the cynical employees?"
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