Dilbert - 1993-05-23 - 
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       A teller at the Bank of Ethel says, "Next victim."   Dilbert
       approaches the window and says, "You charged me a fee for paying my
       credit card bill a day late."  The woman asks, "So?"   Dilbert asks,
       "Why don't your computers automatically transfer money from my
       checking account instead of charging a penalty?"   The teller replies,
       "Frankly, we're not much into the 'customer service' craze."   The
       teller continues, "We prefer to set little traps so customers get hit
       with unexpected penalties."   Dilbert says angrily, "Well!!  I think
       I'll just take my business elsewhere!"   The teller says, "You're
       annoying me.  That's a hundred dollar penalty!"   Dilbert walks out of
       the bank wearing only his underwear.  He thinks, "I don't think I can
       even claim a moral victory here."
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