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       Dilbert and Dogbert walk through the park.  Dilbert says, "I gave five
       hundred dollars to charity this year."   Dilbert continues, "I believe
       it's my moral duty to help those less fortunate."   Dilbert lifts
       Dogbert onto a rock.  Dogbert asks, "Five hundred dollars?  What kind
       of morality is that?"   Dogbert continues, "People are starving and
       you still have plenty of money left for your hobbies."   Dogbert
       continues, "According to YOUR moral code it's more important for you
       to have a new computer than for poor people to eat."   Dogbert
       continues, "Morality?  Ha!  You spent five hundred bucks to ease your
       own guilt!"   Dilbert replies, "And it worked.  I feel pretty good."  
       Dilbert asks, "How much did YOU give to charity?"  Dogbert replies, "A
       thousand.  That's why I'm so torqued."
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