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 (IMG) 1993-05-15
       Dogbert sits on a park bench with a large man.  The man says, "I never
       learned to read, but it didn't matter because I was a great athlete." 
        The man continues, "Then came the multi-million dollar contract,
       which I spent on drugs.  Eventually I was banned from sports.  I quit
       drugs because I couldn't afford it."   The man says, "Now I'm a
       motivational speaker."  Dogbert asks, "Have you motivated anybody to
       become illiterate yet?"
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