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       Dilbert stands in line at a cash register thinking, "It was another
       hideous shopping experience, but I found exactly the pants I want." 
       The clerk says to the man in front of Dilbert, "I'm sorry . . ."   The
       salesclerk says, "This card was reported stolen.  The real owner was
       strangled with his own pants just minutes ago on aisle six . . ."  
       Dilbert looks at the pants he is holding and thinks, "That would
       explain why these were on the floor by the chalk outline."
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