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       Dilbert asks a salesclerk in a clothing store, "Excuse me, do you have
       any pants that AREN'T a twelve-inch waist and fifty inches long?"  
       Dilbert holds up a pair of tiny pants and says, "I ask because there
       are no human beings who could wear these pants, and one of the secrets
       of retail success is to stock merchandise that somebody might want."  
       Dilbert continues, "Then people would shop here and actually BUY
       things."  The clerk replies, "Wow, that's way harder than what we do."
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