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 (IMG) 1993-05-06
       Dilbert asks a salesclerk in a clothing store, "Can you help me?"  The
       woman replies, "No, I'm afraid I can't."   The clerk explains, "You
       see, I get paid the same low hourly wage whether you buy that shirt or
       not.  And after years in this business I've learned to despise the
       general public."   Dilbert waves some money at the woman and says,
       "Please . . . I have exact change."  The clerk replies, "I have no way
       of knowing if that's true."
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