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       Dilbert sees a sign that says "Bungee Jump 10 dollars."  He thinks,
       "It's the manly thing to do."   Dilbert enters the office and says,
       "I'd like to expose myself to avoidable danger."  A man says, "Sit
       right down."   The man says, "I need to know your weight so I can
       adjust the bungee cord."   The man says, "Be sure you don't
       under-estimate your weight or else your head will hit the ground like
       an over-ripe cantaloupe."   Dilbert answers, "Seven hundred pounds."  
       The man wraps a bungee cord around Dilbert's body and head.  He says,
       "Count to three and jump."   Dilbert and the man stand on a hill. 
       Dilbert says, "I didn't know you could do this on a hill."  The man
       kicks Dilbert.   Dilbert lies face-down on the hill.  He says, "Today,
       I am a man."  The man says, "For a hundred bucks I'll pull you back."
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