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       The caption says, "Dogbert's good news show."  Dogbert sits at a news
       desk and says, "Nine out of ten people have jobs . . . Three billion
       people had a nice day today . . . And the forest has plenty of owls." 
        The caption says, "Regular news show."  A news anchor says, "A huge
       asteroid could destroy earth!  And by coincidence, that's the subject
       of tonight's miniseries."  The other reporter yells, "We'll all die!!"
         The caption says, "Back to Dogbert . . ."  Dogbert holds a remote
       control and says, "In science, researchers proved that this simple
       device can keep idiots off of your television screen."
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