Dilbert - 1993-04-25 - 
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       Dilbert stands across from the Boss's desk and says, "Government
       statistics show that office productivity went DOWN as computers became
       widely used."   Dilbert continues, "But I didn't believe it."  
       Dilbert says, "So I wrote a little software program to test that
       conclusion."   Dilbert continues, "It only tood a month, but it
       produced some impressive data."   Dilbert continues, "In fact, it was
       so impressive it took a week to figure out how to print it."   Dilbert
       continues, "But before I could print, my computer crashed and I didn't
       have backup copies."   Dilbert concludes, "So, it seems the government
       was right; computers are to blame for the decline in productivity."  
       The Boss asks, "Do you think the employees could be partly
       responsible?"  Dilbert replies, "Sure, find a scapegoat."
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