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       Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant.  The woman says,
       "Thanks for asking me to dinner, Dilbert."  Dilbert replies, "It's my
       pleas . . ."   The woman interrupts, "I love eating out.  What kind of
       tablecloth is this?  I saw a movie last month."  Dilbert thinks,
       "Uh-oh . . . She's a serial yakker."   The woman says, "Yak yak yak
       blah blah yak blah yak."  Dilbert thinks, "She changes topics without
       even pausing to breathe."   While the woman rambles, Dilbert thinks,
       "It's too hard to listen.  I'm slipping into a coma."   Dilbert grabs
       the tablecloth as he falls over in his chair.   The waiter asks, "Is
       there a problem?"  Dilbert lies on the floor.  He says, "Run!  Save
       yourself!"   The woman starts talking again.  The waiter panics and
       thinks, "Serial yakker!"   The waiter falls on top of Dilbert and
       says, "Help me."  Dilbert says, "Shhh!  I'm trying to play dead."
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